Sunday, December 7, 2008

walmart: a place for sinners

well, here's a heads-up on my weekend so far.
friday night- went to courtneys house, watched her "primp" for kyle for like an hour lol, went to churches chicken with her to retrieve foods, tried my first liver...hated it...spit it out,(livers taste like canned dog food smells, btw), waited for kyle to get there.... acted like a yahoo with him when he did, ordered a slice of strawberry pie, left there with him *stole his remaining boones farm and drunk some*, went back to courtneys with him where he wanted to paint my nails =\.....( they're black now) =)
this is too much typing so i shall sum up the rest because yeah..
shortly after returning to courtneys and the painting of the nails ritual, kyle and i decided that we wanted to exercise his rights... he's 18... so we drove to florida (after kidnapping courtney and forcing her to come with us against her will) and bought cigarettes and smoked out at the wonderful florala lake that has many many glorious alligators in it.
i inhaled wrong again or something and threw up just a lil but i got the hang of it now! omg it relaxed me so much... i'm not addicted though, i don't think... lol
mom does not know. she knows NOTHING. =) she threatened to ground me that night too cause i didnt answer the phone when she called around 11. she makes me laugh. pshh.. she can ground me for like 13 days.... i'd ignore it anyways but god.. that's ridiculous. anyways, i slept like a baby that night... i slept for like 14 hours. it was great.
ok, saturday night- went to enterprise and spent moms moneys. bought a new comforter for my bed that i thought matched my room and some 400 thread count sheets.... o m g, orgasmic sleep later that night btw. got home, decided that the comforter didn't match my room and mom suggested going to walmart to swap it for one that did. i was in walmart at like 2:30 in the morning.... great place to be at that time of the night. lotsa weirdos there too at that time... like bad. anyways, when i finally got back home we made up my bed and i layed down, discovering that i was NOT sleepy... that night i also discovered that i had the science channel for free preview month or something of that nature. ive been watching it all day today.... i've done nothing but watch shit to do with dinasaurs. i have to work sometime today... i really don't wanna but i need to get caught up or they gone fire my assness.
i still gotta do my christmas shopping too...
my friends keep saying stuff to me like "are we doin' christmas this year?" and you can't say no to that... so i add another person to my list. i get paid this week though, it won't be a wonderful check though cause i only wored like 27 hours the whole 2 weeks *crys on the floor*
oh well, enough of this! i'm going to

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